thug queen of scotland

sallymurphy:

my favorite sex position is called the “bored and lonely” its when you sit at home and blog

mormondad:

using your hot body to roast marshmallows

im moving into my own flat on june 18th how exciting

unfreshing:

the moral of the story is that no one wants to touch me

i hate to break it to you all but that japanese textbook about london is (very badly) photoshopped

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

madeagoestohell:

self-diagnosed down syndrome

i deleted this earlier, but yh new skirt

dysenterygay:

omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like

anal